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Let us have a somewhat funny content. 

Sam's mother said "Sam, you go to the shop and buy a two eggs, and two bottle of jam.".

English teacher be like:

Correct the grammatical mistakes in the given sentence.

Tamil teacher be like:

மேற்கண்ட ஆங்கிலத் தொடரைத் தமிழில் மாற்றி எழுதுக.

Mathematics teacher be like:

Add the two products bought by Sam and factorize that expression, and furtherly simplify.

Physics teacher be like:

If the shop is 1km away, and the gravity is lost, how much time will it take for Sam to return home?

Chemistry teacher be like:

Find the primary elements added in both of the products, and find the average amount of that elements added.

Biology teacher be like:

Find the calories that add up to the body, if Sam has a current calorie of 2, and eats the products by himself.

History teacher be like:

Find the history of jam and egg, and find which empire eventually developed a taste for them.

Ex: Jam - Pineapple Jam

Egg - Omlette

Geography teacher be like:

Find an area where jam and egg are exported from on a high scale. Find the revenues of the place for jam and egg.

Civics teacher be like:

Find an Article in the Indian Constitution, that tells about food protection, import, export, and the proportions of fruit used to make jam in India, and the eggs exported or imported all over India.

Computer Science teacher be like:

Write a Python program for displaying the amount of products Sam bought, and display it as a bill in an HTML Program.

Hindi teacher be like:

दिए गए वाक्य का हिंदी में अनुवाद करें।

P.E.T teacher be like:

Ahem... ahem... run one lap around the... world 😎 Eating jam and egg adds fats.

MISSION PASSED

RESPECT ++

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